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Synnthetic
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Confession of a Dess.

Unread post by Synnthetic » 21 Apr 2013, 21:59

[4:57:32 PM] Desdemona Lawliet: I did get hit on by a dude at Applebees once.
[4:57:37 PM] Desdemona Lawliet: He legit mistook me for a girl.
[4:57:41 PM] Desdemona Lawliet: It was not okay.

I thought you all should know.

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Re: Confession of a Dess.

Unread post by Kaitsu » 21 Apr 2013, 22:39

It's okay. It happens. Guys at Applebees tend to hit on everyone.

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Re: Confession of a Dess.

Unread post by corban123 » 12 May 2013, 06:08

I've had my ass slapped by a guy while I was at a club. It was a gay club, so my friends were cool with it, but I felt violated. Stickin to straight clubs, that way only hot chicks can slap my ass.

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Re: Confession of a Dess.

Unread post by Synnthetic » 13 May 2013, 00:59

Pfft. Only the hot ones? Mate, you'll be attracting the ugs before the hotties. I suggest sitting and waiting for a request to slap your ass before presenting it.

"Hello there, fine sir. May I slap your rump?"

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Re: Confession of a Dess.

Unread post by CommanderCool » 13 May 2013, 05:36

I had a gay friend four years ago who ended up getting very persistent that I was gay and we should be together. The whole scenario didn't end too well. Four months ago, I ran into him in a different city for the first time since then. At first I tried to pretend we hadn't noticed each other, but he stopped me. We had nothing to talk about.

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Re: Confession of a Dess.

Unread post by corban123 » 13 May 2013, 07:45

Synnthetic wrote:Pfft. Only the hot ones? Mate, you'll be attracting the ugs before the hotties. I suggest sitting and waiting for a request to slap your ass before presenting it.

"Hello there, fine sir. May I slap your rump?"
I don't know man, I've got a couple 8's hitting on me before

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Re: Confession of a Dess.

Unread post by Synnthetic » 13 May 2013, 11:37

@CC: Ouch. Yeah, I've seen something like that from the outside before. Never had one INSIST I was gay, but a few have asked. That's gotta be pretty rough when they wont let it go.

@Corb: Yeah, I'm sure, I just assumed the ugs came first. Like there's a pecking order and you gotta work your way through the drunken desperates before you get to the hotties. Lmao. I've never been to a bar, or a club, or anything really... -cough- e ____ e;;

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Re: Confession of a Dess.

Unread post by corban123 » 14 May 2013, 04:41

Synnthetic wrote:@CC: Ouch. Yeah, I've seen something like that from the outside before. Never had one INSIST I was gay, but a few have asked. That's gotta be pretty rough when they wont let it go.

@Corb: Yeah, I'm sure, I just assumed the ugs came first. Like there's a pecking order and you gotta work your way through the drunken desperates before you get to the hotties. Lmao. I've never been to a bar, or a club, or anything really... -cough- e ____ e;;
I've had my shares of 3-6, Hell, I've gotten with a 4 before, not a great choice. Strange thing the pecking order is haha.

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Re: Confession of a Dess.

Unread post by corban123 » 13 Apr 2018, 06:18

Years fuckin later, yeah no you were right, the only girls who slap my ass are the type of girls who are like "Haha he couldn't be mad at meeee". Nah god dammit, the only thing holding me back is the fact I can't look in your direction without losing my dinner.

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Re: Confession of a Dess.

Unread post by corban123 » 13 Apr 2018, 06:22

Also, I definitely didn't have "a couple 8's hitting on me". Man this is worse than looking at my old Xanga comments.

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